Is this too naughty?

A bloke is in the Super Market queue when he notices a rather dishy


blonde


%26gt; across from him raise her hand and smile hello.


%26gt;


%26gt; He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,


and


%26gt; although the face is familiar he can't place where he might know her


from,


%26gt; so he says


%26gt; "Sorry, do you know me?"


%26gt;


%26gt; She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father


of


%26gt; one


%26gt; of my children!"


%26gt;


%26gt; His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.


%26gt;


%26gt; "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night, that I


sh**ged


%26gt; on


%26gt; the pool table in front of all my mates, whilst your mate whipped me


with


%26gt; some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar$e?"


%26gt;


%26gt; "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"


%26gt;


%26gt;

Is this too naughty?
I'm the man you were talking to in the supermarket.Hi Ive not spoken to you for ages. Hows my sons English Coming on?.
Reply:Very funny.LOL. Have you been practising lately?. Report It

Reply:Only naughty if you're the person with the celery and the cucumber.





Very funny.
Reply:that is so funny how embarrassing
Reply:wow.... that's soooooooo funny.....
Reply:heard it before. still makes me laugh. don't worry bout rude jokes, I post them all the time...well for the last couple of days anyway...keep em coming I'm out of my quota now so someone has to step in for me...lol
Reply:heeheehee
Reply:No, but it is very funny.
Reply:haha thats a good confession!
Reply:Right... then what happens?
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Reply:No not naughty just quite funny!
Reply:lolosity...tht's rich, tht's really rich...eww i hate celery...





but tht had to be one of the funnier jokes i've heard.





can i forward it all my friends?
Reply:LOL LMAO ROFL literally nice one
Reply:too good...:))))
Reply:haha
Reply:brilliant!
Reply:Ive heard it before but its a goodun
Reply:very funny!!
Reply:Naughty - No


Funy - Yes





good one
Reply:Very cute thanks for the : )
Reply:No - it is very funny
Reply:thats is so funny