Bumper stickers.....bit lame but who cares....xx?

Constipated People Don't Give A Cr @ p.





Practice Safe S e x. Go Screw Yourself.





Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.





My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.





If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My @ $ $.





You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me





This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me





Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult





If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?





The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name





Illiterate? Write For Help





Cover Me -- I'm Changing Lanes





I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To





Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?





It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now





I Haven't Lost My Mind -- It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere





Fight Crime: Shoot Back!





Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph


.....Are Also Timed For 70 mph





Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.





Ax Me About Ebonics

Bumper stickers.....bit lame but who cares....xx?
Excellent! They're all very good (except the one I didn't understand). A couple more for you...





If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you





Keep honking while I reload
Reply:family planning clinic please use rear entrance


i saw this on a sign outside the family planning clinic thought it might make you laugh


yours are great
Reply:the best one i ever saw said "my other car's a piece of sh1t aswell"
Reply:yes they are great... lot better than having to drive up close to see baby on board .......and find out they are telling tales..!!
Reply:i like em all.


thnx 4 the smile!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I loved 'em! Especially "Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? "!! Too funny. Thanks!
Reply:my favorite one goes like





DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF A DAY TO HAVE!!!!!!!
Reply:My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant....i'm making this one. You know they sell paper, you can make your own...office max...office depot...
Reply:Would love to find some of those for my car! Thanks for the laugh ( loved the uzi sticker )
Reply:Ha Ha Ha Ha





good one!
Reply:Funny.!!!
Reply:those were funny
Reply:I like the one where it says MY KID GOT YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT PREGNANT.


that was clever
Reply:Warning! Driver Only Carries $20 In Ammunition





I don't get it.
Reply:Seen on a Porsche 911 in London . " My other car's a Porsche " !
Reply:rofl good ones, here's one you dont have:





Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you.


Look out! I drive just like you!


Gun control means using both hands


4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
Reply:I brake for no body





Don't get to close, this ain't slow dancing





don't make a complaint, your daughter's may be in here





If you don't like it jump over me





Honk if you think I'm going too slow, I don't care any ways.





If you can read this you are too close.





Eat my dust





No more lost bullets, aim to the congress.
Reply:these are great. Are they all real?
Reply:I really like the 1st one. lol. And my second fav is the necrophilia one. :)
Reply:Yeah little bit lame i guess but quite funny though
Reply:Love the one I've haven't lost my mind it's backed up on a disk somewhere